It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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