STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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