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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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