This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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