so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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