This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
