i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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