you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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