oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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