he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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