Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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