I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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