jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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