I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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