All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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