If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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