Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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