honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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