Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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