I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
tell me about the fingering
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