The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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