I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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