i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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