they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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