So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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