I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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