Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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