You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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