I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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