i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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