His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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