Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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