so that wasnt chicken after all
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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