I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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