I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
