I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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