it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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