I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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