he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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