The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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