If that was your dad, he is hot
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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