Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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