I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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