I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and she was petting her beer can
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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