Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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