found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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