nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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