she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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