so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
