you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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