i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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