I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
