also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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