He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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