we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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