I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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